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How I Mass Lowball Facebook Marketplace With AI To Get Insane Deals

The best deals on Marketplace are gone within an hour, and nobody can sit there refreshing all day. So I set up a machine that does the hard part. Alerts catch every new listing near me 24/7, and the AI picks the good ones and writes the lowballs 20 at a time. I just tap send, then decide which yeses are worth the drive.

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Marketplace
Grey three-seat sofa in a carpeted living room
$400Sectional sofaListed 19 days ago
SellerMarketplace
written by AI
Hi! I and ?
Totally , . ?
and I .
ok deal, when can you come?
Aa
$250
You keep $150
SOLD TO YOU
what did it say?
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Asked $400. Paid $250. 3 texts, all written by AI. What they said is inside.
Alerts catch new listings 24/7, so the steals come to you instead of you refreshing all day
Writes your lowballs, 20 listings at a time. You don't write a word, you just tap send
Writes every reply when sellers push back. You make the final call on each yes: take it or pass
Set your items, area and max price once, then check in for a few minutes a day
No refreshing. No awkward haggling. No wasted drives for so-so deals.
Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
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Let me show you something fun

This sofa was listed for $400.

Marketplace
Grey three-seat sofa
Sectional sofa, grey, 3 pieces$400Listed 19 days ago in Austin, TX
Message
Save
Share
Send seller a message
Hi, is this still available?Send
Details
ConditionUsed - Good
DescriptionMoving out of state end of the month, must go. Pet free, smoke free home. Price dropped!
SellerJoined Facebook in 2014
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Listed 19 days ago in Austin, TX.

I paid $250.

Here's the conversation. I've hidden my texts, because the exact words are the whole secret. That's what you get inside.

Grey three-seat sofa
Seller · Sectional sofa$400 · $250 agreed
SellerYou started this chat about a Marketplace listing
1opener
Hi! I and . I for you . ?
That's pretty low. I paid $1,100 for it
2pushback reply
Totally , it's a . I and . So , I ?
hmm let me think
3close
and I , you . I .
ok deal, when can you come?
Seen · 14 min after your first message
Aa
my 3 texts are hidden: the exact words are inside
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Seller said yes in 14 minutes. Picked up the same afternoon.

And it wasn't a one-off.

Same 3 steps, every time:

Your purchases
BuyingSellingSaved
Grey three-seat sofasaved $150
$250 $400Sectional sofaBought · Austin, TX
Jogging strollersaved $130
$150 $280Jogging strollerBought · Austin, TX
White 6-drawer dressersaved $110
$110 $2206-drawer dresserBought · Austin, TX
Blue mountain bikesaved $100
$200 $300Mountain bikeBought · Austin, TX
55 inch TVsaved $90
$170 $26055" TVBought · Austin, TX
Standing desksaved $80
$120 $200Standing deskBought · Austin, TX
Cordless drill setsaved $65
$85 $150Drill setBought · Austin, TX
Game console with one controller and a gamesaved $60
$320 $380PS5 + 1 gameBought · Austin, TX
Wicker patio setsaved $50
$130 $180Patio setBought · Austin, TX
Total saved vs. asking$835
not a one-off
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$835 saved on 9 buys.
Then it gets fun

Everything you buy under price is something you can sell at price.

That sofa I paid $250 for? Sofas like it sell for $350 to $400 on the same app, to the same kind of buyers who pay asking.

YOU BOUGHT
Grey three-seat sofa
ok deal, when can you come?
$250
Your listing
The same sofa cleaned up for resaleSold
$380Sectional sofa, like newSold in 4 days · 31 people interested
+$130from one couch, one weekend
flip it
Example
Bought for $250. Relisted for $380. Sold in 4 days.

Do that once and you saved money. Do it every weekend and it's a side hustle.

Potentially a few hundred extra a month. From your phone.

Picture it. You get home wiped out after work. Instead of scrolling Marketplace until midnight, your phone buzzes: a $400 couch just said yes at $250. You weren't even looking.

Rent that feels a little less tight. A weekend away you don't feel guilty about. And your evenings back. All from stuff people already want gone, at a price they already said yes to.

The problem

Here's what nobody tells you about Marketplace.

The listed price is a wish. Not a price.

Most sellers pick a number and add a bit “for negotiation.”

Then they sit there getting a pile of messages that say “Is this still available?” And most of those people ghost.

Chats
Search
AllMarketplace 23
Is this still available? · 1h
Is this still available? · 2h
Is this still available? · 3h
Is this still available? · 4h
New buyer · nowHi! I and for you . ?
Is this still available? · 6h
Is this still available? · 7h
Is this still available? · 8h
Is this still available? · 9h
the one they answer
what it says is inside
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Every seller's inbox looks like this. The message that stands out gets the deal.

By day 5, the seller doesn't care about the number anymore. They're moving. The new couch lands Friday. The kid grew out of it.

They just want it gone.

But most buyers never find that out.

They do one of two things:

1

Pay full price because haggling feels awkward.

2

Send a random “$50?” and get left on read.

Both cost you. If you buy a few things a year, that's a few hundred bucks handed over for nothing. If you flip, it's your whole margin.

And the really good deals? They don't sit there waiting for you.

Game console bundle with two controllersPending
$250 · PendingPS5 bundle + 2 controllersListed 2 hours ago in Austin, TX
GONE
Is this still available?
Sorry, someone's picking it up tonight.
the buyer with the better message got it
Illustration
While you're figuring out what to say, someone else already said it.

And you can't watch Marketplace 24/7.

You work all day. You get home exhausted. You open Marketplace, scroll for 40 minutes through junk and overpriced stuff, message a few people, and get ghosted.

Meanwhile the one real steal was posted at 10:14am, while you were at work. By lunch it was gone.

And the “deals” you do catch? Half the time the effort doesn't match the reward. An hour of back and forth, a 40-minute drive, gas money, for $30 off something you weren't even sure you wanted.

Marketplace rewards whoever is watching when the listing goes up. That can't be you.

EMILY'S STORY · 3 TO 4 LINESThe time she overpaid, or the deal that got her started. Keep it specific: the item, the price, what happened.

So I stopped trying to keep up and built a machine for the hard parts. Alerts watch every new listing around the clock, and the AI reads each one properly and writes a better message than I ever could. I just tap send.

The replies went from “no” to “when can you come?”

The secret

Stop chasing the perfect snipe.

Most people find one decent listing, spend 20 minutes writing the perfect message, and hope.

The seller says no. Or someone beat them to it. Back to scrolling, empty-handed.

Lowballing is a numbers game. Quantity beats quality.

Say only 1 in 7 sellers takes a real lowball. One perfect message gets you nothing most days. Mass lowball 20 and you get about three yeses.

Writing 20 good offers by hand, every day, is impossible. The AI Lowball Machine writes them for you in seconds, so all that's left is tapping send.

Offers written by AIToday · 20
Grey three-seat sofa
Sectional sofaYou: Hi! I and
ok deal!
55 inch TV
55" TVYou: Hi! I and
Sent
Blue mountain bike
Mountain bikeYou: Hi! I and
no thanks
Jogging stroller
Jogging strollerYou: Hi! I and
ok deal!
Standing desk
Standing deskYou: Hi! I and
Sent
White 6-drawer dresser
6-drawer dresserYou: Hi! I and
no thanks
Cordless drill set
Drill setYou: Hi! I and
Sent
Wicker patio set
Patio setYou: Hi! I and
ok deal!
Game console with one controller and a game
PS5 + 1 gameYou: Hi! I and
Sent
+ 11 more
20offers sent
11no reply
6said no
3said yes
you wrote nothing. 3 deals.
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20 offers. You wrote none of them. 3 yeses. You only needed one.

Every no costs you nothing. Every yes is money you keep, or money you flip.

While everyone else is crafting one message, you already have 20 out.

And because it does the volume, you get to be picky. I'd rather grab two insane deals a month than drive across town every night for a so-so one. So I set the bar high and let it only bring me the steals.

The big idea

Every listing tells you how bad the seller wants out.

There are 11 signals hiding in almost every listing. Most buyers scroll right past them. A few are in the photos. A couple are in the wording. One is so obvious you'll kick yourself.

Pro flippers read them in seconds. It took them years to learn.

My AI reads all 11 on every listing your alerts catch, then writes the right offer for each seller. You never have to learn a thing.

Inside The AI Lowball Machine are three engines. Together, they do the whole job for you.
Engine 1

Seller Radar

Set it once: what you want, your area, your budget and the price that counts as an insane deal to you. Then your alerts catch every new listing, 24/7.

It spots the sellers who need it gone this week, using 11 signals most buyers never see, and rates how likely each one is to take a lowball. It skips the so-so stuff and only goes after the ones worth your drive.

The best deals go in the first hour. Your offer is written in seconds, so you can send it minutes after the alert, while everyone else is still typing “Is this still available?”

Marketplace
Grey three-seat sofa
Sectional sofa, grey, 3 pieces$400$550Listed 19 days ago in Austin, TX
Message
Save
Share
DescriptionMoving out of state end of the month, must go. Pet free, smoke free home. Price dropped!
SellerJoined Facebook in 2014
listed 19 days ago
something in the photo
the price history
two words in here
+ 7 more signals inside
Seller Radarall 11 signals inside
Chance they take a lowballVery likely 8/10
Up 19 days, nobody has bought it
Send an offer: YES
Example
It spotted 4 of the 11 signals on this one. I've hidden 3.
Engine 2

Offer Engine

It prices every item from its photos, so every lowball is based on what it really sells for used near you. It never goes above your max price.

Then it writes your lowballs, 20 sellers at a time, and your answer to every “too low” and “I have other offers.” You just tap send. I won't print the messages here. They're the reason sellers say yes.

Asking$400
Walkaway$300
Target$250
Opener$220
← start here
priced from 1 photoSells used near you for$260 to $320
Example
Every offer has a ceiling it will never go past.
Engine 3

Yes Alerts

You never have to work out what to say back. Replies land in Messenger like any chat. Paste one in and the AI writes your next text, so there's no back and forth to think about.

Then your phone buzzes: “ok deal, when can you come?” with the item, the price and the pickup spot. You make the final call. Take it, or pass with the polite note it writes for you. Only drive for the ones that are worth it.

Saturday, September 267:42
Seller · Sofanowok deal, when can you come?
Seller · Stroller2m agosure, $140 works
Seller · Patio set9m agodeal. can you grab it tonight?
they said yes while you slept
3 yeses, 0 texts written
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The only parts you do: tap send, and say yes to the steals.
Why it works

Sellers don't say yes to low numbers.

They say yes to low numbers that feel like

There are three things every seller secretly wants to hear. Every message the machine writes has all three. So saying yes to you beats waiting on 10 more flakes.

This is not a trick. You're not lying to anyone. You're just the one buyer who makes it easy to say yes.

Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
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Only 8 spots left in your area at $27
What's inside

What The AI Lowball Machine does for you

AI Lowball MachineRunning · Austin, TX
Sofas, bikes · under $300
Listings scored214
Motivated sellers23
Offers sent20
Said yes3
You wrote 0 messages
Offers written20
Grey three-seat sofa
Sectional sofaHi! I
55 inch TV
55" TVHi! I
Sent
Jogging stroller
Jogging strollerHi! I
Road bike
Road bikeHi! I
Sent
Wicker patio set
Patio setHi! I
Seller · Sofaok deal, when can you come?
Seller · Strollersure, $140 works
Seller · Patio setdeal. can you grab it tonight?
yeses coming in
3deals this week
$320saved vs. asking
0texts written
offers out
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It watches, prices and writes. You tap send and show up for the yeses.

How it works, day by day

TonightSet your items, area, budget and max price in about half an hour. Then send your first batch.
Tomorrow morningReplies to last night's offers are waiting. The AI writes your answers; you tap send.
This weekendTake the insane ones, pass on the rest. Pick up and go.
Next weekFlip one for cash, if you want to.
Written for you by AI20 offers at a timePhone or laptopOne-time $27

A few things it knows that you don't (yet)

Why “Is this still available?” is the worst first message you can send (and what it writes instead)
The 7 phrases in a listing that mean the price is about to drop (it's not just “OBO”)
The one line that makes a lower number feel better to the seller than a higher one
What it says when a seller replies “lol no” (most people give up here, which is exactly why it works)
The time of day sellers are most likely to say yes
Why it goes after listings you don't even want yet
How it lowballs without getting you blocked
Which categories have the biggest gap between asking and accepted price (and which it skips)
How it writes your resale listing so your flips sell faster
Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
Secure checkoutOne-time paymentNo subscription
Only 8 spots left in your area at $27
Proof

Here's what this looks like in real life

Grey three-seat sofa
Couchasked $400
Paid $250Saved $150
ok deal, when can you come?
Example
55 inch TV
55" TVasked $260
Paid $170Saved $90
if you can grab it today, sure
Example
Blue mountain bike
Mountain bikeasked $300
Paid $200Saved $100
cash works, come by after 5
Example
Cordless drill set
Drill setasked $150
Paid $85Saved $65
fine, I just need the space back
Example

What people are saying

PLACEHOLDER
Jess M.
Jess M.Tampa, FL · Messenger
okay this is actually insane
seller wanted $180 for a dresser. I got it for $95 and she THANKED me for being so easy to deal with
I didn't even know what to say to her lol, it wrote everything
Seen
Dresser$180$95saved $85
PLACEHOLDER
Marcus T.
Marcus T. ▸ Marketplace FlippersPhoenix, AZ · 2d
Set it up and sent 20 offers Sunday night, woke up to 4 yeses. Grabbed a PS5 for $240 and a bike for $60. Already flipped the bike for $150. Not going back to haggling by hand.
Game console in a car trunkRed commuter bike
4817 comments
Bike$120$60saved $60
PLACEHOLDER
Dana R.
Dana R.Columbus, OH · first week

“I hate haggling. I literally just tapped send and drove over to pick it up. $300 off a sectional and the seller helped me carry it out.”

Sectional$700$400saved $300
PLACEHOLDER
Priya K.Priya K.Denver, CO
“Sent 20 offers without writing one. Two said yes the same night. My husband thinks I'm a negotiating genius now.”
Stroller$260$140saved $120
PLACEHOLDER
Luis G.Luis G.San Antonio, TX
“Paid for itself before I even left the driveway. The first yes was a standing desk.”
Desk$220$120saved $100
photo
Hey, I'm Emily Scales.Buying and flipping on Marketplace since [YEAR]

I've done [NUMBER] deals this way and I haven't paid asking price for anything since [MONTH YEAR].

I'm not a born haggler. I just let AI do the part I used to be bad at.

Bonuses

Grab it today and you also get

$250↓$380SOLD
BONUS 1 · FREE TODAYFlip EngineTurns your deals into resale cash. It prices each item to sell fast and writes your listing for you.
BONUS 2 · FREE TODAYThe Hot ListThe 25 items with the biggest gap between asking and accepted price, updated every month.
BONUS 3 · FREE TODAYFirst Deal in 7 DaysA simple one-week plan to land your first deal fast, even if you've never bought anything on Marketplace.

Here's everything you're getting

Product
Seller RadarValue $97INCLUDED
Offer EngineValue $147INCLUDED
Yes AlertsValue $47INCLUDED
Flip EngineValue $47INCLUDED
The Hot ListValue $27INCLUDED
First Deal in 7 DaysValue $19INCLUDED
No subscription, everPay onceINCLUDED
90-day guaranteeRisk-freeINCLUDED
Total value $384Yours today, one-time. No subscription.
$27
The price

Now the math.

Knock $150 off a sofa, $120 off a stroller and $50 off a patio set. That's $320 back in your pocket.

the math
sofa $150
stroller $120
patio $50
$320 saved
The AI Lowball Machine: $27
that's11x
Example
One deal pays for it. Every deal after that is yours.

That's 11 times what this costs. And if you flip even one of those buys, the $27 is gone before your listing gets its first message. That's why the third batch will cost $297, and it'll still be a no-brainer.

But if you grab one of the 8 spots left in your area, you're not paying $297.

You're paying $27.

Once. Not every month.

I want you to get a quick win. Save $100 on your first deal and you'll trust me with whatever I make next. That's the whole plan.

Pay once, keep it foreverOne-time payment of $27. No upsell to unlock it.
Instant accessYour login lands in your inbox in about two minutes.
No subscription. No membership.We never bill you again. Nothing to cancel.
Runs on your own ChatGPT. The machine uses your ChatGPT account to write every offer, so your messages and your account stay yours. The only other cost is ChatGPT's paid plan, billed by OpenAI, not us. If you already have it, there's nothing else to buy.
YOUR AREA12 of 20 spots taken
Only 8 spots left at $27
Batch 1$278 spots left
Batch 2$97next
Batch 3$297after that
We limit how many people run the machine in each area, so you're not all sending offers to the same sellers. When these 8 are gone, the next batch is $97. The one after that is $297.
Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
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This is for you if

You buy stuff on Marketplace and hate overpaying
You work all day and can't sit on Marketplace refreshing for deals
You want a side hustle you can run from your phone
You flip (or want to) and need more margin per item
You're not a natural haggler and want the words written for you
You can show up when a seller says yes

This is NOT for you if

You want offers sent you won't honor. Every offer is real, and you show up when they say yes
You want a get-rich-quick thing
You won't actually send the messages
SAVE MORE THAN YOU PAID · SAVE MORE THAN YOU PAID ·90DAYS100% money back

The Save More Than You Paid Guarantee

Use it on your next Marketplace buy. If it doesn't save you more than the $27 you paid, email me and I'll refund every cent. Even on day 90.

No forms. No hoops. Keep the bonuses. You don't even have to say why.

Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
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Only 8 spots left in your area at $27
FAQ

Questions people ask

I've never negotiated anything. Will this work for me?That's exactly who it's for. The machine writes every message and every reply. You tap send and show up with cash.
Do I need to be good with tech or AI?No. You tell it what you're looking for, your budget and your max price. It does the rest.
Isn't lowballing kind of rude?Sending “$20?” is rude. The machine's messages are friendly, specific and honest, which is exactly why sellers answer them. Sellers can always say no.
What if a seller says yes and I don't want it anymore?You make the final call on every yes. Pass and send the polite note the machine writes for you right away, so nobody is left waiting. You only commit to the pickups you actually want.
Do I have to keep checking it?Only for a few minutes a day. Set your items, area and max price once. Your alerts do the watching; you check in to send the offers it has written and answer replies with the texts it drafts.
Can't I just learn this free on YouTube?You can learn how to haggle for free. What's hard to do by hand is read every new listing near you, price it and write 20 good offers a day. That's the part the machine does for you.
Does this only work on Facebook Marketplace?It's built for Facebook Marketplace, where the most motivated sellers are.
Isn't sending 20 offers spammy?Not if every offer is real. It only writes offers on things you said you want, at a price you'd pay, each one written for that listing, and you send each one yourself. If two say yes, you take one and send the other the kind note it writes for you.
Does it send messages from my Facebook account?No, and that's on purpose. Facebook doesn't allow bots or automated tools on your account, so the machine never logs in and never sends anything. It finds, prices and writes; you tap send. That's how your account stays safe.
Can I really make money flipping?You can, but it's not guaranteed. It depends on what you buy, your area and the time you put in. The Flip Engine prices your items and writes the listings so they sell fast.
Is this a subscription?No. You pay $27 once and it's yours, with instant access. It runs on your own ChatGPT account, so the only other cost is ChatGPT's paid plan, billed by OpenAI, not us. If you already have it, there's nothing else to buy.
Why are spots limited?We limit how many people run the machine in each area, so you're not all sending offers to the same sellers. Each area opens in batches: the first 20 spots are $27, the next batch is $97 and the one after that is $297. Once an area is full, we close it.
How fast will I see results?You can send your first offers the day you set it up. Not every seller says yes, but the more offers go out, the more yeses come back.
What if it doesn't work for me?You're covered by the 90-day Save More Than You Paid guarantee. Email me and get every cent back.
How do I get it?Hit the button, check out, and your access lands in your inbox in a couple of minutes. Setup takes about half an hour.

So here's where you're at.

1

Option 1: keep refreshing Marketplace after work, tapping “Is this still available?”, missing the steals and paying whatever the sticker says.

2

Option 2: spend $27 once, let alerts watch Marketplace 24/7 and the AI write your lowballs, tap send, and only show up for the insane deals. Keep the difference, or flip it for cash.

Option 1
Grey three-seat sofa
$400Sectional sofa
Is this still available?
Yes it is!
Ok, I'll take it
Paid $400full price
Option 2
Grey three-seat sofa
$400Sectional sofa
Hi! I and ?
Totally , . ?
and I .
Paid $250kept $150
this one
Illustration
Same listing. Same seller. Different message.

One of those costs you money every time you shop.

Get The AI Lowball Machine for $27
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Only 8 spots left in your area at $27
Talk soon,Emily

P.S. Skimmed to the bottom? The AI Lowball Machine catches new listings 24/7, finds the sellers who want out, prices every item and writes your lowballs, 20 listings at a time. You tap send, and you make the final call on every yes. Keep the savings or flip them for extra cash. It's $27, once. No subscription. One deal pays for it. And there are only 8 spots left in your area at $27. The next batch is $97.

P.P.S. Try it on your next buy. If it doesn't save you more than $27, email me and I'll refund you. Even on day 90.

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